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Sep 15
Squid Army

Meeting to devise a squid army that could tip the scales in the face of the escalating crow-squirrel… Learn more

Nov 29
Meeting about no Animal Army’s on Campus

Students united with a common mission: to prevent a brewing conflict between crows and squirrels. Learn more

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Aug 28
Some Classes Canceled

In an uncommon oversight, we acknowledge our failure to realize the nonexistence of a building our bad. Read more

Aug 22
This is what your tuition is paying for

The Great Showdown: Crow vs. Squirrel Battle Takes Center Stage at Nutty University! Ladies and gentlemen, critter enthusiasts… Read more

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Our dentistry program recommends eating apples.

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Free Food

Fictional University offers lunch plans for those in need.

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